The Spin

This is just a cute, relatable couple moment highlighting Rihanna's brand loyalty and their domestic bliss.

The Tea

Ri didn't just mention it; she stared into the soul of the camera. That wasn't a shoutout; that was a public shaming for the whole internet to witness.

The Receipts

1. Rihanna stated on Oct. 28 that her 'vanilla flowers' body wash goes down by 'a quarter of the bottle' every shower. 2. A$AP Rocky admitted on The Jason Lee Show in August that Rihanna is 'in the studio right now.'

The Last Byte

Being a billionaire doesn't protect you from a man who can't pump his own soap. The receipts are in the shower, tea-rex out.

Let’s be clear: Rihanna is a billionaire. She has money for all the soap in the world. But according to a new clip posted on Wednesday, October 28, A$AP Rocky is apparently operating under the impression that Rihanna’s personal stockpile of Fenty Body Wash is a communal resource.

And he is draining it dry. When interviewed by The Cut at a Fenty Beauty event, Rihanna was asked which product her partner steals the most. She didn’t laugh.

She didn’t brush it off. She turned serious. "Every time I go into the shower, somehow my body wash — vanilla flowers, that one in particular — is just going down by a quarter of the bottle," she revealed.

She even noted that she tracks the pumps. "I know exactly where the bottle was at. And somehow, that bottle just is empty right now." Then, she stared pointedly into the camera.

That wasn’t a joke, folks. That was a subpoena. This domestic dispute over hygiene products comes as Fenty Beauty prepares to celebrate its 10-year anniversary.

It has been a full decade since Rihanna launched her game-changing business with a foundation line that offered a radically diverse range of shades, shaking up the industry’s exclusivity. While the brand is now launching a new foundation formula that Rihanna claims stays "perfectly airbrushed" even while she’s sweating through the chaos of "wrangling all three of my kids," the real drama is in the shower stall. On a brighter note, Rihanna also shared a rare glimpse into her future with daughter Rocki, whom she and Rocky welcomed in September of last year.

When asked about passing down beauty rituals, Rihanna flipped the script. "I’m looking forward to Rocki passing up beauty rituals to me," the 14-time Billboard Hot 100-topping artist said. "She is like a skin goddess.

Her skin is so perfect. The elasticity, always moisturized, perfect complexion. These are the things that we want." While Rihanna focuses on her skin-care dynasty and her daughter’s flawless genetics, her partner is busy making promises.

Rocky recently teased on The Jason Lee Show in August that Rihanna is hard at work on new music. "Yo, she in the studio right now," he revealed. "Yeah, I said it.

Sorry, babe. Like, bro, she working. She cooking, no funny s–t. Damn, I’ma get in trouble for this." Between the stolen soap and the studio secrets, it seems Rihanna is managing a full-time job as a mogul and a part-time job as her boyfriend’s personal investigator.

📰 Sources

Billboard

📱 The post at the center of this story · via Instagram